Sony Network Entertainment president Tim Schaff will be making an appearance in front of a government subcommittee to explain exactly how fast the guys who haxxored the bejeezus out of the PSN were typing and if it was faster than the guys in “Hackers” the movie. He’s expected to respond along the lines of “So fast, you guys, seriously.” while making furious typing motions with his fingers.
The visit comes as a response to a letter sent by Representative Mary Bono Mack which asked a series of follow-up questions on how Sony hopes to improve security in the future. Whether Sony will ask for a ban on all DVORAK keyboard sales nationwide is unknown at this time, but it’s totally what we’d do. According to the Atlantic, a fellow security breach victim, marketing research company Epsilon, will also be sending a representative over for questioning.
